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9 Ways Girls Display Jealousy When They See Their Boyfriend With Another Girl

9 Ways Girls Display Jealousy When They See Their Boyfriend With Another Girl
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Jealous ladies are so funny sometimes.They might be jealous because they saw their boyfriend with a girl she didn’t know anything about, maybe the girl might be a friend or elder/kid sister or relative to the guy.
Sometimes they even make some rashly approach in order to satisfy their jealous mind.
This thread is about 10 Ways Girls Display Jealousy When They Seen Their Boyfriend With Another Girl.

 1.They Stop Replying His Chats:
Whenever a jealous girl saw her boyfriend with another girl, they will start asking themselves this question “His he cheating on me”.
When the guy sent her message through any chatting media just to chat with her then the girl will become another being entirely by not replying his chat or even replying with the word ‘k’.

2.They Start Acting Strange:
This is very common among jealous ladies.They know how to transform just like a “Vampire” within a second.
They will be like Selena Gomez and turn the guy toJustin Bieber.

3.Switching Off Their Mobile Phone:
She will switched off her phone just to avoid the guy’s call.
Even to the highest level, she can just destroy the SIM Card and start using another one.

4.They Stop Answering His Phone Call:
Jealous girls are so good in this.Whenever the guy called, they would refuse to answer his call or even transfer his call to voicemail because of jealously.
I’m sure, my boss ‘Tosyne2much’ must have experience this..

5.Uploading Of A Dude’s Pictures As Her Dp Or Facebook Profile:
Jealous ladies can’t deny this fact, they will upload a guy’s pic on their facebook profile and tagging the pic with a word like “My Love” “My Heart” “My Treasure” in order to make the guy also jealous.
It’s a form of “Payback Act”.

6.Flirting With The Guy’s Friends:
Jealous ladies are very good at this, though some think is just a way of making the guy jealous,Payback Stuffs.
She’ll chat, laugh, play with the guy’s friends without even uttering a word to her boyfriend who has already been becoming a Side-rooster…Opposite of Side-Chick.

7.They Stop Showing Care:
Before, the lady can call the guy almost 10 times a day just to express her feelings, care and love towards him but after she found a girl around her boyfriend, she won’t even flash him talkless of calling.

8.Get Emotional Easily:
Jealous ladies easily get emotional in a suitation whereby she can walk up to him after spotting them and give him a very jealous hot slap.
Jealous ladies sometimes make rashly moves, after when they have done these rashly stuffs, that’s when their senses recuperated back to normal.

9.They Turn The Scene Into A Female’s Wrestling Arena(Lone Survivor):
That’s when they become like Aj Lee and Naomi.
Either I kill/injure you or you kill/injure me today.At the end of the day, she might later realize that the girl is a Kid sister to her Boyfriend.Which might leads to conflict between She and her boyfriend..


7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends

7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends
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Every Nigerian Single ladies want to get married and of course wants to impress the man of their dreams.There’s absolutely nothing wrong in showing off your good womanly skills and why you will make a better wife than your rival.

Buh there are some wifely duties you should avoid with your boyfriend if you want to have a good future ahead.

7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends

1. Mingle With His Friends

This might be fun if you knew him through his friends, buh nevertheless, you should cut down on all familarity with his friends once you start dating him.This will save you from the stress of your good intentions being misinterpreted,Or his friends knowing too much of you to begin to decide whether they like or approve you or not.

2. Do His Laundry

You should be focused on building your relationship, not how great a housekeeper you’re.There are laundry shops on almost every street in Nigeria cities.If he tells you his clothes need washing, offer to call your laundry man for him or help him drop his clothes at the laundry shop.

3. Spend The Weekend At His Place

Most Nigerian ladies do this a lot and it’s becoming a norm.You just want to have the feel of what it will actually be like living with him.It starts by sleeping over because it was too late for you to go home, then it progresses to you consciously going there for the weekend.What happened to the place you paid rent for? Smh..

4. Visit His Family Regularly

First things first, don’t be in a haste to meet his family, or for him to meet your family unless he’s planning to marry you.And when he finally introduces you to them, avoid paying the regular and uncalled for visits.The idea is not to get too involved with his family until you start bearing their name.

5. Depending On Him To Take Care Of You And Your Family

This is very common among Nigerian ladies, where a single lady assumes that all her financial burdens will be relieved by her boyfriend.Only lazy girls depend on their boyfriends for everything and if you want him to appreciate you, show him you’re capable of taking care of your needs as well as that of your family.

6. Sleep With Him

s*x is sacred and was designed for married couples.You giving your body to your boyfriend goes against God’s plan and also defiles your body and values.Stop giving him your body whenever he calls you up for it.Until he puts a wedding ring on your finger, then he’s not worthy to receive wife benefits from you.When you become his wife, he will get treated like a husband.

7. Public Display Of Affection

Nigerian ladies are too fast in doing things when they are in a relationship.Try as much as possible to avoid going everywhere together, holding hands, kissing in public, uploading his pics on your social networks account and all that love birds do to drag attention.You might see it as part of spicing up your relationship buh it’ll have negative effects on you if the relationship doesn’t end up at the altar.

I drop my pen at this Juncture.

7 Silly Mistakes Made By Nigerian Ladies When They Fall In Love Too Fast

7 Silly Mistakes Made By Nigerian Ladies When They Fall In Love Too Fast
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When most Nigerian ladies fall in love, they tend to go overboard with it and finds themselves making the most common and silly mistakes, people rushing for love make.

Sometimes they don’t know what they’re doing is inappropriate because they’re blinfolded with Love.

7 Silly Mistakes Made By Nigerian Ladies When They Fall In Love Too Fast.

1. Make His Dreams More Important

Yes, his hopes and dreams do matter, buh not more than yours.You have to pursue your dreams also in order for both of you to have a smiling future.Remember you have to be happy before you can be one half of a happy couple.

2. Go Crazy On Social Media

Nigerian ladies are so fond of this; they upload their guy pics on every of their social media account.Filling your feed with “ussies” could backfire if you’re rushing a connection that may not be built to last.Once you go public, there’s no turning back.

3. Blow Off All The Other Guys

I’m not advocating dating multiple guys at the same time, cutting every other man you know, or was romantically linked to out of your life too soon may make for many awkward apologies later, especially if they’re friends worth having.

4. Rush The Parental Introduction/Visits

When Nigerian ladies have a boyfriends, all they think of is doing the parental introduction or making a visit to his parents house.Rushing quality time with his parent before he’s ready can sometimes backfire big time.

5. Become Mrs Do All

Just because they found new love doesn’t mean plans for vacations, luxury trips and couple dates should be made immediately.It’s great to do these things sha buh as long as you’re not trying to do them all back-to-back.

6. Abandon Their Friends

Some Nigerian ladies do feel pompous when they’re in love.They cut off ties with their friends because they have a man taking care of them.If you choose to get lost in love and give up on friendships altogether that’s a decision that’s big silly mistake.

7. Rush Into s*x

Love doesn’t have to mean s*x immediately.Speeding into s*x because you’re in love with him is a “rookie” love mistakes

10 Signs You Should Break-up with Your Girlfriend

10 Signs You Should Break-up with Your Girlfriend
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Not all relationships are meant to last- a rather
harsh reality in this constantly changing world.
Breakups happen due to many reasons with
the incidence of breakups only increasing over
time. As such, men and women, both have
different reasons to end an ongoing
relationship. In this article, our focus is on the
male side of things. We look at some signs you
should breakup with your girlfriend. We won’t
be delving into the details of how to tackle with
relationship issues. Our focus will be on signs
you should dump her right now.
Here are 10 signs you should dump her right
now. Read on…
1. SHES SECREATIVE AND LIES TO YOU OFTEN..
This is one of the first signs its time to dump
your girlfriend. If she lies more often than not
and has lied on major issues more than a few
times, its about time you took the decision of
breaking up with her.
2. She Cheated On You
Cheating on you isn’t something that deserves
second thought in making a decision. If she
has cheated on you, it’d only be wise for you
to let go. Your loyalty was taken for a ride,
true, but the ball is in your court now to finish
the game.
3. You just Don’t Trust Her..
If for whatever reason you don’t trust her, you
must definitely contemplate breaking up with
her. If you delay it, you will be the one to face
the wrath of your own indecisiveness. So if
you don’t trust her for whatever reason, it’d
be a rather wise decision to dump her.
4.She Clings On To You Too Much…
The best kind of woman for a man is
somebody who is independent, responsible
and mature enough to handle things on her
own. Of course a real man will not allow her to
fight problems single handedly but that isn’t
the point here. If she is too clingy, over
dependent and fails to pay heed to the
meaningful stuff you say, you must consider
dumping her before your energy is completely sapped 
5. SHE STEALS AND SQUANDERS
YOUR MONEY..

having to date a nag seem more managable compare to a criminal,
God help you if you are stuck with such a
woman. Chivalry, they believe, is a
compulsive obsession every guy must
possess. You eat a meal, you’re axed. You go
shopping, you’re axed. You talk on the
phone…can there BE anyone else who can be
axed? 
6.YOUR SIBLINGS AND
YOUR BEST FRIENDS DONT LIKE HER
: its no use dating her when you cant show her proudly to your siblings and loved ones trust me you are breaking yourself emotionally
7.DISRESPECTFUl OR ABUSIVE
Who wants to spend their life hen-pecked, yelled
at, disrespected or abused? Not you. Take a long
hard look at the last fight you had – did she fight
fair, or was it a knock-down, no-holds-barred
event? If she doesn’t respect you now, at the
beginning, she’s sure not going to respect you
later – it’s time to go 
8. You are unhappy being in a
relationship with her:

If you are actually unhappy being in a
relationship with her, getting sick of the sight of
her, cry yourself to sleep at night and find
yourself plotting about ways to get rid of her,
it’s definitely time to dump your girlfriend 
9. You avoid her phone calls.
You see her name appear on your phone and
either sigh, roll your eyes or break down in
tears. lol ma guy decide fast for even my dads calls dont scare me as such
10. SHE KEEPS TALKING
ABOUT HER PAST
RELATIONSHIPS

She does this when you people are a couple
of months into a relation, it is
understandable; most girls have a tough time
getting over their exes. But be on your guard
if she makes this a habit. Worse still, if she
insists on staying in touch with her ex-
boyfriend(s), that is the death-knell for you
guys. For what reason women do this, we
men know not; do women not understand
that it can jeopardize their present relation?
If they do, do they not care? If they do not
care, why did they bother to get into a
relation in the first place? No person can
love two people at the same time (forget
whatever gold-plated poop that Twilight feeds
you). If her inclination towards her past is
threatening to tilt your relationship out of
balance, the time has come for you to show
her the door.
11. YOU WERE slowly NODDING YOUR HEAD WHILE READING

Categories Of Ladies Who Do Not Deserve ‘No-s*x Relationships’

Categories Of Ladies Who Do Not Deserve ‘No-s*x Relationships’
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I have never debated before, online or offline, on whether relationships should be free of love-making or not; I am not a moral teacher and I believe whoever that is 18 years and above, living in Nigeria is an adult by the laws of the land. This implies that I cannot judge whoever is of the opinion that relationships should go with love-making; in the same sense, I cannot give names to people who feel that love-making should never be part of relationships too! To each, his or her opinion!

At this point, it is important to note that it is very annoying to see how some ladies campaign for No-s*x relationships without considering the level of the authority they use in campaigning for this. The truth is that you cannot be in Moscow and expect not to feel cold!!! Below are the categories of ladies that do not deserve a No-s*x relationship:

1) Ladies who cohabit: How can you be staying with a guy and all of a sudden, you wake one morning to tell him that you want the relationship to be free of s*x? Did you smoke grass?  So what have you been thinking all these months/years? You think you can just convince him to lose what he has been ‘eating’ all these years just like that?  Except you are breaking up if he disagrees; don’t cohabit while thinking of No-s*x relationship!

2) Ladies who depend on men for their daily resources: You want a No-sexie but you want to chop his cash? Demanding unnecessarily from guys surely makes you vulnerable to s*x. You can ask sometimes from male friends when in need; after all, what are friends for? But you should not make it a favourite hobby! Ladies who do this do not deserve a No-sexie!!! There’s no difference between the one that stands in brothels and you!!!

3) Ladies who do multiple dating: Don’t you think it is very unfair to deny Akporode s*x while giving that same stuff to Emeka?  Most often than not, when some girls tell you that they want a No-sexie, it doesn’t mean they are out of it. It could mean that they have stopped it with you and started it with someone else!!! A lady must prove herself worthy of it. Anything far from this should sincerely be seen as counterfeit! . If you have not been faithful in the past, how do we tell whether you would be faithful to the guy if he eventually agrees to the No-s*x situation? You surely lack the authority to campaign for this. Trust is earned, it can never be commanded!!!

s*x is an important issue in a relationship which must be seen as one! Don’t be too emotionally carried away that you would outrightly condemn it when you in person lack the authority or platform to do that! In law, they say ‘He who comes to equity must come with clean hands’. In romance, they say ‘He who comes to No-sexie must come with a good stand or authority to back it up’!!!

Let’s call a spade a spade! Let’s not call it ‘that instrument that is used to dig the soil’!!!

Disgusting Things Girls Do Because Of s*x

Disgusting Things Girls Do Because Of s*x
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Girls also do disgusting
and ridiculous things when it comes to Bleeping issue… Lemme quickly highlight some of the things considered abnormal, that girls do because of s*x



some desperate girls wouldn’t mind risking their lives and traveling from one south to anorthern  just because they can’t wait to practicalize with the guy all the s*x chats that v been moist’ing their pant.



Carrying salts and medicine of unknown manufacturers in their bag all around. In case


Putting on revealing wears that could make a superannuated Joystick nigga gear back to his Bleep life just to seduce a guy to have s*x with them. Some days back, a friend got an ‘come and say hi to me’ invitation from one of his female course mate. In his mind, na just to go there go chop
make belle full. But on getting there, he met the girl purposed half Unclad and that decoys his sentiment. You should know the rest of the story



Requesting for money from guys in order to satisfy them with their body



Telling a guy on phone, or text messages statements like ‘I’m feeling hor.ny’



Lodging with a guy outside campus throughout the whole section meanwhile her dad paid for the school hostel accommodation. Some will collect the money for accommodation and instead of getting a lodge, they pack their belongings to a guys house and settle for ‘campus life’



Inviting a guy to come over to her place because no one is at home.
Getting bleeped in your father’s house? Mehn Aberrancy of the highest order! 

8 Categories Of Ladies That May End Up Becoming The Second Wife Of A Man

8 Categories Of Ladies That May End Up Becoming The Second Wife Of A Man
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Here are the categories of ladies that may end up becoming the second wife of a man

1. Celebrity Freaks

Celebrity freaks are usually attention-seekers who shamelessly fall cheaply for celebrities and will do all sorts of things to trap and have babies for these celebrities. This is aimed at getting to limelight and bearing children for them. This is one of the reasons why the baby mamas are on the increase.

2. Money Mongers 

The love of money is what WE CAN SEE IN ALMOST EVERY FEMALE. Any one of them that claims she doesn’t consider money before dating a man, is a manipulative yet a talented born liar. This excessive love of money makes some ladies consider guys of their age range who have but nothing as unworthy to date, thus, they prefer to end up with an Alhaji, politicians, etc, not minding the number of wives they have.

3. Ladies with Low Self Esteem

Some young ladies battle with low self esteem that they always feel like they are not good enough to date kind hearted handsome dudes like Ronald4lif, Wristbangle, Mediapace and Lalasticlala, therefore, they hump at any well-to-do man that shows little interest in them as it is a blessing in disguise not minding even if these men are as ugly as Adams Oshiomole and Obasanjo

4. Lazy Girls 

Some ladies are just too lazy to work, too lazy to engage in productive things that yield make them self dependent and as a result of this, they see any well to do man as an escape route out of poverty. Such ladies will never consider dating a man struggling to make ends meet no matter how bright his future is. All they want is a man that will open supermarket or boutique for them.

5. Ladies who want to become Queens

Each time I see the wives the of the late Oni of Ife, and the wives of Alaafin of Oyo, I always dish out insults and rain curses on these naïve pretty young ladies whom I can never get the privilege to see the straps of their bras let alone get under their skirts. Just because of the prestige, admiration and reverence associated to being called the wife of a king, they forsake a kind hearted broke dude like me and will rather go in search of traditional rulers who are likely to relegate to six feet during love making.

6. Over-aged Ladies 

In Nigeria, a woman without a man is like a king without a crown, therefore, they receive lashes from family members for being irresponsible to find men that would catch their fancy. When some of them can no longer withstand family pressures, they may resort to settle down with the husband of another woman. Funke Akindele is a perfect example of this

7. Divorced Women 

Ladies who were divorced on the ground of infidelity or promiscuity may later resort to find a man who they will have their heads under his roof. Some of them can go far as patronizing native doctors just to possess another woman’s possession.

8. After one Ladies 

Some of these ladies who had a child or two outside wedlock also need men in their lives. That was how one almost snatched from friend from his wife. We had to take my friend to a native doctor who delivered him from captivity

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours 

5 Bad Habits Nigerian Ladies Find Hard To Leave

5 Bad Habits Nigerian Ladies Find Hard To Leave
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1. Bathroom Habit

Seeing panties and bra of different colour hanging on the wall of public bathrooms aint no new thing. A lady will be so deep in thoughts of the nice Bleep she had with her bf while bathing, and she will forget she actually entered the bathroom with pants on. My thoughts . Then you enter and see display of shrink pants and bra for sale

Even some of em who are used to washing after taking their bath, still enjoy the habit of leaving it to dry inside their bathing bowl without spreading.

2. Bedroom Habit

The fear of going to the toilet at mid-night, or the reluctant feeling to walk has caused our ladies to adopt the use of an empty custard container or paint container as their mini urine depot. And they won’t get up in time to quickly get rid of the chocking smell conc acidic liquid.

Sometimes back, I went to a lady’s room very early in the morning, to retrieve the caculator I lent her. The bad odour that oozed out from a paint container at the right corner of the entrance, greeted me goodmorning buh my legs responded quickly with a reversed gear. I almost puke.

3. Excess Make up 

The way some ladies apply foundation powder this days, you start to wonder if Gabriel will be able to recognize them when distributing blessings.

Whenever you see a lady on an heavy make up, nigga don’t get captivated. Listen to that still voice behind it saying ‘this is not my real face oo’  . Then move your eye censor down to the feet and witness the state of its maltreatment. They spend time practicing fine art on their face buh to sponge their leg is a problem

4. Typing Habit

And this is so annoying, ladies abrivi8 evri posibu wrds .. even the word ‘ abbreviation ‘ wasn’t abbreviated. What the heck is ”nvm, idk, cmb, fn,I ”huh. The funny one is kk’, why not just type ‘ok’ no be 2 letter word?

They type as if some alphabets on their keyboard got missing!

That was how I was on chat with a young lady this morning, and I was like; hello, a lovely morning to you..she responded with Gm‘ … Ok, ‘How was your night? ….Fn‘ sucks! I felt like punching my phone screen and wishing it’d meet her.

5. Gossiping

Gossip and ladies are synonymous

Its in their blood